Joe: When I grow up I wanna be a cook.
Mom: A cook?
Joe: Yep
Drew: I wanna be a pidgeon!
Joe: Actually I wanna be a golfer like Dad.
Mom: A golfer?
Joe: Yeah, a golfer is someone who golfs.
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Joe: When do kids get new parents?
Mom: You're stuck with us.
Joe: Well, I actually wanted a new mom, but the same regular Dad. So when we move can you call somebody else to be our mom?
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2 comments:
LOL. Those are hilarious!! And don't take it personally ;)
Nuh uh, these are great! So the kids are stuck with you, eh?! You're the best, Ames. Keep 'em talking.
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